Skin Graft (Thigh) — My Thigh Is a Timeshare Now
Thigh skin. Healthy, well-vascularised, and it grows back — which makes it the cheapest way onto this platform. First harvest 2029.
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Thigh skin. Healthy, well-vascularised, and it grows back — which makes it the cheapest way onto this platform. First harvest 2029.
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$22KLaid off in March. The pancreas is the only part of me still turning up to work, so it goes to market first. Islet cells, delivery 2038.
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$95K20/20 in both eyes and no good argument for keeping the pair. One cornea, yours in 2034. I only need the other one to watch the money arrive.
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$60KRight hepatic lobe, healthy, currently financing nothing at all. It grows back. My salary does not. Claim matures 2036.
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$180KMarrow regenerates, which makes it the only part of me with an actual business model. HLA typed A2, B44, DR4, and available on a rolling basis from 2031.
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$45KTwelve years spent hanging other people's organs on IV poles taught me that mine are inventory. Blood type O+, cleared for harvest, and contractually yours in 2036.
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$250K